This morning I get on the train, after sitting for 15 minutes looking at the train sitting about a hundred yards down the track for some reason. We are having a little heat wave so that makes the commuter rail run a little slower and make random stops for no obvious reason. Anyway I finally get on and I actually get a good seat. One of the one person seats so I don't have to sit with a stranger. Nothing ruins my day more that being squished into a seat with a stranger so our butts are touching on the side. Side butt action. So I am super excited and I settle in to read my book, when....a Chinese woman gets on and sits in the seat across from me. This itself it not a problem, the fact that she proceeds to take out the smelliest, stomach turniest, gag inducing food I have ever smelt is a problem. I mean this was rank! I get embarrassed eating a freaking donut on the train since I think people will be weirded out. This lady might as well have been cooking over there the stench was so bad. Then to top it all off, she eats the food, and leaves the car! My God I wanted to chase her down and force her to sit in there the whole ride. Talk about not being considerate of others. Tomorrow I should bring in the smelliest breakfast I can make and find her so I can sit next to her and eat it! Its times like this that my bland Irish heritage comes back to bite me in the ass.
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