Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Hover Fail

OK, really quick post since I don't want to forget about it.  I just got off the train and was dying to pee.  I am always stuck on the train that has no bathroom on board so I was doing the pee dance in my seat for like 40 min.  Finally, we pull into the station and I dash into the restroom.  I mean I sprinted in there.  I bet I set a record.

Anyway, I get in and start to do my business when a woman goes into the stall next to me.  I sometimes have a little panic attack when someone sites in the next stall.  I don't know what I am thinking, like they are going to grab my feet or something.  Yikes.  So I am hovering there, since I do not like to sit on public restroom toilets, especially ones that looked like this one did, and this woman ( I assume) goes into the next stall. 

Now, she must have been hovering also, however, she had horrible aim.  This woman was totally just pissing all over the floor.  Now I can understand starting the flow with bad aim but wouldn't you adjust once you hear the splashing on the ground underneath you?  This woman just let the whole thing go, all over the floor, dangerously close to my shoes.  I just do not understand.  Maybe she figured since she didn't have to clean to just empty the pipes all over the place.  I was almost tempted to dilly dally untill she came out, but then I remembered I do not care what this floor pisser looks like. 

Hmmm now let's think about dinner, yummy!!